2026 kicks off
Yet again doth the Fitstuff G3 Runne Series delivereth, with its markéd frost-bit dawn and rising sun, well savoured by the throng of three hundred stout runners gathered in full number.
Early they rose, scraping ice from their milk-bottle tops to brew their morning draught, ere they set forth— in the very heart of winter— to creep toward Newlands Corner in Guildford, there to partake in the 2026 running of G3 run Event.
Both the 10-kilometre and the 15-kilometre pathways did offer challenge enow for all who dared, yet only the most steadfast of mind and spirit couldst hope to master the G3.
Some foul meddling with the wayfaring signs did send certain souls wandering farther afield, exploring miles not meant for mortal foot— yet undeterred were they, and with stout hearts did they find their way once more unto Newlands Corner, where awaited them rightful reward:
a brownie of rich sweetness, a medal of honour, and a humble banana for their toil.
Thanks Ai